hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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yzma:

how much cum do you think was spilled over this sideboob in 1996

yzma:

how much cum do you think was spilled over this sideboob in 1996

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dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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powerdadofficial:

littlebunny-princess:

Showing dominance in non sexual ways is attractive as fuck

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bear-scare:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is
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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

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ven0moth:

"no YOU change"

ven0moth:

"no YOU change"

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